George Zimmerman Painting on Ebay Passes $100K

Everybody wants their own piece of the artistry that is George Zimmerman. The part-time private party security guard turned overzealous neighborhood watch zone commander is now taking his life’s non-work to the canvas.

“Everyone has been asking what I have been doing with myself. I found a creative, way to express myself, my emotions and the symbols that represent my experience. My art work allows me to reflect, providing a therapeutic outlet and allows me to remain indoors.” — George on his Ebay listing

I can only imagine the groundswell of the public desperate to know what George Zimmerman does with his days. I guess there are at least a few because somebody’s pushing his auction up over the 100-grand mark. I have them down as extreme collector geeks or just people who like to masturbate thinking about George standing his ground to a black kid. Some lucky fella’s going to be able to show people around his place soon and dial up, ‘Oh, I see you’re looking at my Zimmerman’. The chicks will surely swoon.

Photo Credit: George Zimmerman/Ebay.com