Brandi Glanville Says Black People Can’t Swim

Sometimes it’s hard to tell with drunks if they want attention or they just say stupid shit because they’re snookered. Last month Brandi Glanville announced that Joanna Krupa’s pussy smelled bad. Now, she’s drunk again by the pool on whatever stupid fucking show she’s on telling the dark skinned member of the cast that of course you can’t swim, because, ‘you’re black’.  Which not only offended this co-star Joyce Giraud, but pissed off the 2.3% of black people who do indeed enjoy water sports. Glanville quickly backtracked on her remarks, first stating that she was referring to the fact that all black people obviously have weaves that can’t get wet, and when she realized that sounded pretty fucking stupid too, she went for the ‘I have lots of minority friends so shut the fuck up.’ Thankfully, somebody cut her off before she brought up her BBC gangbang background as further proof that she’s the next Mandela.