Aubrey O’Day is Looking Pretty Good

Now that Danity Kane is a thing again and people are apparently paying money to see them perform (although I don’t have any proof of that), the girl group’s only real star, Aubrey O’Day, is getting more exposure. For instance, as she told her Instagram followers and general perverts yesterday, she’s been posing for a new lingerie shoot, and the purpose of such disclosure is twofold. For starters, she’s letting us know that she’s not fat anymore, because she looks pretty great in this picture. Much more importantly, she still has her trademark large breasts, and that’s why she’s paid the big bucks. Aubrey could fall off the face of the Earth next week, but at least for today, she’s a pretty great American in my book.