Art Basel Is the Perfect Place to Feel Important

Art Basel is the new annual celebrity proving ground for sophistication credentials. It’s in Miami which means the beach and the better cocaine, so it’s kind of the perfect place for Hollywood intelligentsia to head in December to prove their more enlightened than everybody who used to go to Aspen and wear fur in between attending PETA protests. If you’re like Nicole Richie and your dad sold you into fancy living, it’s a must attend. Where else can you stand aside Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian staring at an oil painting on the wall wondering how all that waters stays in the picture frame.

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