Your Chance to Touch Kelly Clarkson Has Passed

November 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Microsoft was worried nobody would give a shit about their new Vancouver mall store opening, so they offered up free tickets to a private Kelly Clarkson concert to anybody who showed up. The first 100 people in line won golden tickets to shake hands with Kelly herself before the sponsored concert. As if being clued into the awesome power of the Surface tablet wasn’t enough. After being touched by a long line of Canadian creepy super fans, Kelly y strapped on her big housecoat over her either fat or pregnant body and gave Vancouver one hell of a Kelly Clarkson concert. Which is like saying one hell of an Excel upgrade. Nobody exactly knew why it was necessary in the first place.

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