President Nugent Would Be Not Boring

Ted Nugent is threatening to run for public office. For those not familiar, Ted Nugent is the lunatic that loves to kill things with simple weapons and may or may not have a feline transmitted skin infection. He also plays music. Ted thinks that he can do a better job than the assholes of both parties in Washington:

“I’m being pushed pretty hard to run for public office and I believe my sense of logic, my sense of common sense, my connection to people who are in the asset column of America … I believe that I would perform an enormous upgrade in returning to the Constitution.”

I once saw this guy perform live and it was anything but logical. He came out wearing a Native American headdress and a sleeveless Confederate flag shirt. He proceeded to sing a song about being the last great white buffalo before shooting his guitar with a flaming arrow. He then screamed his fucking head off before a roadie covered him with the American flag and carried him off stage. Still, he has real passion, The one thing missing from Washington. Well, that and the ability to code in HTML and Javascript.