Miley Cyrus Named One Of The Least Influential Celebrities Of 2013

Miley joined Dennis Rodman on GQ’s list of the least influential celebrities of 2013. The magazine, known for gripping exposes of the best moisturizer for men and ads for haute couture For Him clothing, released its list of the least influential dickheads in its latest issue. Rodman topped the list for his bromance with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. But it was the inclusion of Miley that has people talking. GQ says that Miley is,

“Basically trying every inane strategy she could think of to rile up America’s few remaining pearl clutchers. What’s sad is that it totally worked.”

So, then, she is influential? I don’t really understand this list. I suppose it’s just a chance to call out a bunch of people who are mostly annoying tools. But  least influential? Miley Cyrus has millions of fans who are warped enough to repeat the mantra that she has a beautiful singing voice. She’s encouraged untold sums of high school girls that shake their asses like a porn star if they want to be popular. If I was a high school boy, I’d be pretty fucking happy about this social phenomenon. Least influential? Meh. Looks like a duck fired from a cannon into the back of a semi truck? I’d put her on the list.