Lindsay Lohan’s Half-Sister Is Sorry She’s Desperate For Attention (VIDEO)

Back in September, InTouch magazine introduced us to Ashley Horn, Lindsay Lohan‘s half-sister, because after finding out that Michael Lohan is her real father, she decided to get some plastic surgery to make her look like Lindsay “when she was around 18, 19 years old.” Those words are in quotation marks because she said them to InTouch, which ran a bunch of pictures of her posing to show how little she actually looked like Lindsay. But now that Ashley realized that literally nobody on this planet gives a shit who she is, she’s trying to set the record straight.

In an interview on last night’s episode of whatever the hell The Trish Goddard Show is, Ashley claimed that not only did she not have plastic surgery to look like Lindsay, but she also took a polygraph test that proved she didn’t. And then, as her good name was cleared, two or three dozen desperate, lonely old women cheered for this brave, young girl as she sort of looked into the camera and spewed some more ridiculous bullshit.