Lady Gaga Poses Naked With a Koons Ball

You may know Jeff Koons as the artist who makes shiny metal and glass sculptures out of common icons of pop culture. You may know Lady Gaga as the woman who looks like the mentally disturbed patient from 4C that even the randy orderlies are too scared to grope after lights out. The two have teamed up for a photo shoot of Lady Gaga naked with a blue glass ball covering her lady parts. For those of you who didn’t take five years of junior college art, I can tell you rather definitively that the blue ball represents our healthy planet threatened by the noxious industrial gases produced by Lady Gaga’s vagina. See how she’s smothering Mother Earth with her carbon demon. Start riding mopeds or we’re all being sucked up into that itchy morass like the USS Constellation into the Doomsday Machine.

Photo Credit: Jeff Koons