Kris Jenner Cried Over Kim’s Sex Tape (VIDEO)

Family brothel operator Kris Jenner opened up to Joan Rivers about Kim Kardashian’s sex tape on the In Bed With Joan web show. Crypt Keeper Joan Rivers asked Kris how it felt to see her little girl get fucked and pissed on by Ray J. Not good apparently. Kris says she “fell apart” when the sex tape went public:

“I cried myself to sleep. I don’t think anything can prepare you for something like that when it comes to your daughter. I had to go into a room and cry for a couple days and say, ‘okay, pull yourself to–fucking–gether because you have to be here for all these kids and your family, and you have to show them as an example how to get through this.'”

Um, bullshit. It’s long been rumored that the of making a sex tape or the releasing of the sex tape was all Kris Jenner’s idea. As Kim’s manager she figured it was an easy way to launch the talentless whorebag to stardom. The sad thing is that she was right. If the world hadn’t seen that tape then no one would give a shit about who Kris Jenner or Kim Kardashian are. The day man invents a time machine, I expect erasing that moment in history to be one of the first tasks we all agree has to get done first.