Francesca Eastwood Sobers Up, Wants Anullment from Jonah Hill’s Sweaty Brother

Tattoos, arrest records, emptied bank accounts, vomit-stained shirts, and chlamydia, all normal things to bring home after drinking too much in Vegas. Not so much Jonah Hill’s sweaty brother as your new husband. I’m not sure how many gin and tonic and roofies it took to convince Francesca Eastwood into thinking it was a good idea, but Jordan Feldstein done got himself a hot bride. Not that the young Rob Ford looking dude isn’t doing quite well for himself. He manages Maroon 5, Adam Levin and Robin Thicke. The music you have to listen to in the office must suck balls, but I bet the commission checks are nice. Still, the sweaty composite photo Us magazine ran after news of the wedding was apparently enough to scare Francesca into requesting an annulment. When you have family money, you don’t need to marry shvitzy.