Max George From Boy Band The Wanted Now Boning Nina Agdal

Boy bands will never go away until we stop rewarding their behavior. It’s perfectly understandable that 12-year old girls need to learn how to diddle themselves over some sexually safe young male fantasy figures. That’s what Lance Bass was for. He was going to be so gentle with you girls, you’d hardly even notice he was making out with your brother. But we can’t start giving these synchronized dancing twits our grown up supermodels. Money and Ferraris and good drugs should be the limit to the rewards these hand picked puppets receive. The world’s hottest young women should continue to be reserved for captains of industry, professional athletes, and for some inexplicable reason, David Spade.

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