Doutze Kroes Is a True Feminist

What happened to the days when feminists burned their bras and had sex with guys who couldn’t normally get laid just to prove how independent they were. Damn, those were good feminist times for men. Now it’s all blogging about crappy dates and exposing rape culture and explicit gynecological talk. But not Doutzen Kroes. She knows where women have a distinct advantage over men. You think a dude with a see-through mesh top is going to find a Mercedes wrapped in a red bow in his driveway this Christmas? If I was a chick with beautiful chest, I’d own this man’s world, then I’d dig up Helen Gurley Brown and we’d party together like feminist rock stars.

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