Catarina Migliorini Selling Her Virginity, Again

I guess you can go home again. That Brazilian chick who auctioned off her virginity last year for $780K to a horny Japanese business man is selling it again. Catarina Migliorini claims that original deal was never consummated and her hymen remains more intact than a Japanese tsunami wall. Some people are skeptical of her cherry claim, but Catarina defends her purity like only a girl selling her vagina for money online really can:

“When I say I am a virgin it’s because there is no one in the world that can prove the contrary. I never had sexual relations of any type with anyone, not vaginal, not anal and not oral.”

Catarina sure sounds like a fun girl. There’s nothing like paying a cool half a mill to watch a girl cry and ask if it’s okay if she calls her mom before you ruin her. I can get that on my regular dates for twenty bucks. Catarina is pretty hot, but I’m prepared to call every single one of the six-figure bidders on her site bogus. Like most Brazilian sex workers, it’s time for Catarina to give up her dreams of the big stage and pray to Cristo Redento that Justin Bieber will splooge himself to a deep sleep in her brothel chambers.

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