Brooke Mueller’s Brother Now Has the Twin Social Science Experiments

Brooke Mueller’s brother was awarded custody of Brooke’s future serial murdering twins after Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Denise Richards claimed Max and Bob were too freaky and violent to care for in her home. Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are currently battling to see whose pathological drug addictions can develop a more powerful schizophrenic break in their pre-school aged kids. Charlie already chased Mueller around the Christmas tree with a kitchen knife so he would seem to have the upper hand. Also, he’s much more direct in his Tweets to Mueller:

oh, by the way, nice try this morning Brooke. you are a chubby weirdo who will lose at every turn trying to get between me and my boys.

happy Bday Brooke when you’re done sucking off the parking lot at Home Depot why don’t ya ‘blow’ out this candle. c,

Still, Mueller has been to rehab nineteen times and owns a solid cocaine drug conviction of her own. She’s also the biological mother so the court will give her a longer leash to fuck up her kids in a deep, John Wayne Gacy kind of way. The twins likely won’t start torturing animals in earnest for another three to four years and it’ll probably be a decade before they begin to ritualistically eviscerate prostitutes and the homeless. Much time for both Charlie and Brooke to fortify their respective cases.

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