Aubrey O’Day’s Breasts Attended The American Music Awards

Last night, the crown jewel of music award ceremonies that nobody really gives a rat’s ass about, the American Music Awards, took place in Los Angeles, and everyone from Miley Cyrus to Taylor Swift showed up to pat each other on the backs for making America’s children stupider by the minute. The members of Danity Kane were also there, probably to everyone’s surprise, and I don’t know if this is the first time they’ve appeared together in a number of years or if they have a new album out, because there’s no reason to have that information. I also don’t know 3/4 of the members’ names, and nobody else on this planet would either if it weren’t for Aubrey O’Day being so willing to remind us all 24/7 that she has huge breasts.

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