Abigail Breslin Not Waiting for 18 to Take Her Clothes Off

I’m willing to call it art since they included the lollipop sucking. Pretty much straight out of the Dutch oil painting tradition with all those Flemish ho’s sucking on their rock candy. Provocative celebrity photographer Tyler Shields got seventeen year old Abigail Breslin into the bathtub to look like she’s naked. She’s probably not, or we’re all going to be big blue dots on that website featuring men with mustaches. Tyler Shields opened up artistically to E! about his shoot:

“I wanted to do something iconic with her, something simple but timeless. She’s the perfect subject for something like this. Incredibly talented, beautiful actress but no one has ever seen her like this. There’s fun in that—showing someone to the world for the first time.”

No, nobody has ever seen her like this before because she’s seventeen. And nobody but her family and a dozen or so Middle Eastern men with fat wallets had ever seen Kendall Jenner’s tits before a few days ago either. That’s not really a unique creative invention so much as an ability to understand state statute. Still, it’s got to be somebody’s job to photograph girls between the time they start hating their parents and slamming their doors and the time they can move to North Hollywood to take up a proper porn career.

Photo Credit: Tyler Shields