That Chick Miley’s Boyfriend Dumped Her For Is Pretty Hot

Maxim closed that case of the world’s hottest woman with their soul searching payola fueled Miley Cyrus pick earlier this year. A close second has to be this Eiza Gonzalez chick who just stole Miley’s fiancé. She’s a singer too or something like that.  She’s also Mexican so I already assume she’s less complicated and more fun in the sack than Miley. A lot of people speculated that Miley took the broken engagement pretty hard. But, not so, according to a Miley “pal” who might also be her press agent:

The Liam thing shook her up a bit, but she’s over it now. She has thrown herself into work and she knows that it’s for the best. She’s proved that she doesn’t need Liam to be happy or successful. The past few months have been incredibly empowering for her.”

By empowering I suppose she means taking off her clothes in public and demanding her daddy see how much men like her now. That all seems so complicated and makes me happy to not be a girl.

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