Robin Thicke Rewrites History

Robin Thicke, he of Blurred Lines fame, is now saying that his megahit is about his wife. The song and its titty-filled video have been a source of controversy since it came out earlier this summer. The song is kind of creepy. The song tells the tale of an older lech who is trying to seduce a young lady away from her “maker”, (whatever the fuck that means). Robin is now claiming that the song isn’t an homage to sexual relations with young girls but a sweet tune about his wife of 20 years Paula Patton. He says,

“I wrote it about my wife. She’s my good girl. And I know she wants it because we’ve been together for 20 years.”

Ummm, no. You’ve been with your wife since you were 16 years old, Robin. Are you saying that this is a tune about how you stole her away from a senior before the ice cream social or whatever? How does your wife feel about being called the “hottest bitch in this place”? I mean, it’s better than being the ugliest bitch in the place, I guess. Just admit that you wrote a song about the barely legal chicks you had dancing around in the music video. Jesus didn’t smite the trollops, so you’re probably in the clear.