Miley Cyrus Is Insanely Popular

October 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

A bunch of people gave me shit on Twitter for saying Miley Cyrus has won. But she has. This prodigious chipmunk is everywhere. Hosting SNL late into Saturday night. The Today Show on Monday morning. Her auto-tuned symphony Bangerz just went on sale. She’s taking all the press for being a confused and crazy wild whore child and funneling it into a sausage grinder that is just spitting out money. It’s like alchemy. Shit is going in. Gold is coming out. It’s that much more impressive because she does look like she can fell a tree with her dam-building front buckies. Scoreboard, mofos, as Miley would say in her authentic gangster voice.

Here’s Miley on the Today Show this morning, with her mom taking pictures of her daughter and her ass hanging out on national TV. Her mom should be proud, she had to be thinking that her daughter would grow up to be a science experiment.

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