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October 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Who is buying all these wall calendars. I just don’t know. I remember my doctor had one when I was a kid. It had pictures of puppies in it and he’d tell me to look at the cute doggies then he’d jab me with a needle when my attention was turned. I learned not to trust doctors. Or puppies. Or fucking wall calendars. They were all in on it. Maybe if I could’ve looked at a woman with big boobs instead of a basket full of Dachshunds I might be less ambivalent about Obamacare.
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