Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina

Last week we told you about how Ke$ha claims her vagina is haunted by a smelly ghost. Now, this classy dame told a delightful tale on Conan O’Brien about the time she electrocuted her vagina. It seems that the ‘I’m so shocking, check me out’ star does a stunt in her act in which she runs a power sander over her chastity belt to shoot out pubic sparks. One night the sander sent a sharp current up her snooch giving old Ke$ha’s beaver quite a current tweak. I wonder if it was truly an accident. When you are as big of a fame plunger as Ke$ha, I imagine you start to lose feeling down in your nether bits. I would think at this point even a commercial-grade vibrator wouldn’t cut it anymore. Soon she’ll need 1.21 gigiwatts of electricity like the DeLorean in Back to the Future to power up her climaxes. I’m not sure how much more abuse her vagina can take before the cock she was born with reappears.