Hugh And Crystal Hefner Are Pretty Fucking Creepy

October 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Somebody pulled the old man from his sarcophagus and dressed him up like Robin Thicke so that his young bride would finally look like she had a purpose for being bent over in a tight dress. The two of them together looked like a wax exhibit at the Boner Kill Museum. More out of a Rob Zombie movie than Playboy. This is just giving me the fucking willies. And not like the ones I had when I saw Miley and Robin Thicke at the VMAs. That was like watching a train wreck disturbing. This is more like accidentally seeing your grandmother in the tub creepy. I may never enjoy sex again.

Photo Credit: Crystal Hefner/Instagram

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