Amanda Markert Is Pauly D’s Baby Mama

If you had Pauly D’s baby mama pegged for the old-fashioned classy type woman, you probably lost your office pool. Amanda Markert has now gone public as the Vegas Hooters waitress inseminated by the Jersey Shore alum. She didn’t tell Pauly D he was the father prior to the baby being born for completely honest intentions. Like, not being able to figure out who the daddy was or calculating that she could get more money in child custody than she could in abortion hush money. The two are currently in a legal battle over custody of baby Amabella, which is spelled just like Anabella when you’re pretty high. Pauly D wants full custody over his offspring, claiming he would be the superior parent. The fact that he may be right pretty much seals the fate for Amabella. Maybe she’ll get lucky and get kidnapped by Greek gypsies running welfare schemes.

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