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October 12, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I’m not sure why this model can’t afford a bikini top that fits her. Apparently, her grandfather owns half of Brazil. Maybe it’s the City of God side that combined is worth less than a 1,500 square foot fixer upper in Santa Monica. Sometimes people are only relatively rich. Like when my buddy pulled out a $20 bill in middle school and three of us actually gasped liked we’d just seen the Mother Superior’s vagina. Two of us had seen the Mother Superior’s vagina previously so our gasps were pretty fucking on point. None of which explain why this billionaire heiress can’t afford a boob job, or at least a bikini top that fits.
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