Alex Rodriguez Is a Real Man of the People

The whole innocent until proven guilty meme is really meant for shaky murder cases and dudes who get slapped with sex offender charges for not wanting to stand in line at stadium urinals. But there are loyalist twits who will vociferously defend just about any accused. Like the dolts lined up outside the MLB Commissioner’s office in N.Y. supporting A-Rod in his 211-game suspension appeal. They seem to be mostly Dominican nationals and the socially retarded who feel that A-Rod deserves justice. I suppose justice means he should be allowed to cheat because you have some weird emotional connection to a man who doesn’t give a shit about you. Just like Michael Jackson should’ve been allowed to fondle boys’ penises because he made Thriller. Or you think your hooker is a special soul because she told you she really likes you as a person. Bud Selig is the king of all jackasses, A-Rod is a tool. You can root for the meteor, but you can’t carry dumbass signs calling A-Rod a victim just because your Occupy protest disbanded.
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