Miley’s Twerking Ass Kicked Off The Vogue Cover

The rumors going around fashion week are that Miley Cyrus was going to be on the cover of the December issue of Vogue…until Anna Wintour saw her performance at the VMAs. It seems that Wintour, the Skeksis in drag that runs Vogue, was not amused with all the tongue lashing and ass shaking that went on. The “source” told the Daily Mail that,

“Anna found the whole thing distasteful .She decided, based on Miley’s performance, to take the cover in a different direction.”

The Vogue cover is a big deal for people who give a flying rats ass about that kind of thing and it would have gone a long way to legitimizing Miley as a real star. But does it really mean anything to the kinds of vapid pubescent sluts and gay dudes on poppers that listen to Miley Cyrus? I don’t actually know.