Lindsay Lohan Hates Bras, Loves Her Mommy

If anybody deserves some TLC, it’s Dina Lohan. Between the arrests and the begging and the narcotics and the sick desire to look like her offspring, mom gets a little tired of sacrificing so much for others. She needs a night to be the center of attention. Which is why in grand Lohan tradition, Lindsay took off her bra and snuck into her mom’s place to whisk her mom away for a special birthday dinner. But not before Lindsay expressed her birthday wishes in the tone of an abused prepubescent girl on Twitter.

You don’t learn that kind of authenticity even in six stints in rehab. That’s real fucked up psyche right there. Though it may pale in comparison to anorexic Ali Lohan’s birthday Tweet:

Dina consulted with her attorney and quickly denied being responsible for making Ali who she is today. .

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