Kanye West is the Master of Time, Space, and Dementia

Kanye West clears up many mysteries in his interview with Britain’s BBC Radio 1, which admittedly he only met up with since he thought it stood for Big Black Cock. Kanye is first and foremost a romantic, so he starts by explaining the reason he fell so hard for Kim Kardashian:

She was in a powerful enough situation where she could love me without asking me for money, which is really hard for me to find.

That is rather sweet. It wasn’t about tits or ass or even her fame. It was Kim’s $50 million in the bank that made Kanye comfortable enough to bang her thrice daily in her slimy bits. With his dream of boning a baby into Kim Kardashian complete, Kanye West is looking for his next conquest, starting out his epic journey by declaring himself the biggest rock star in the world:

We culture. Rap is the new rock ‘n’ roll. We the rock stars…We the new rock stars and I’m the biggest of all of them. I’m the No. 1 rock star on the planet.”

You might think that Kanye’s inability to utilize verbs in his diction reveals some kind of flaw in his talents, you wrong:

I showed people that I understand how to make perfect. You know, [My Twisted] Dark Fantasy could be considered to be perfect. I know how to make perfect, but that’s not what I’m here to do. I’m here to crack the pavement and make new grounds sonically…and culturally.

Wow, sonically. Kanye goes boom. Yeezy goes on to compare his grand celebrity rise to a civil rights movement, breaking through all kinds of barriers, like convincing white suburban teens that listening to his music will make them cool. Or learning to say no to Kris Jenner when you wake up in the middle of the night to find her gobbling on your cock and lamenting about how she should’ve killed her latest husband instead of turning him into a girl. Being black Jesus ain’t easy, but Kanye seems determined to fight the good fight. Heroically. Sonically.