Jenny McCarthy’s Titty View

Jenny McCarthy is the new token non-fugly hostess on The View, replacing Elizabeth Hasselback. Jenny whipped up a relationship with New Kids on the Block member and part-time restaurant worker Donnie Wahlberg just in time to bring him on the show as her new wonderful beau. Beau is the word the day time talk show demo will recognize as a romantic substitute for dude I’m letting fuck me to feel like I’m not getting old and irrelevant. Some people fear that Jenny McCarthy could use her new show as a platform to promote her hobby of scaring the shit out of moms into endangering their children. Others realize this is perhaps the only interesting thing about her.

Here’s Jenny showing off her enhanced yams at an US Weekly party. Just be careful. She draws you in with those bad boys then next thing you know you’re getting a lecture about how food is bad for your children and she highly recommends you never feed them again. It’ll seem to make sense at first because why would a woman you want to have sex with ever lie to you?

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