It’s a Boy for the Girl Jordana Brewster Paid to Have Her Baby

There’s really no more natural of a childbirth than to have a third party have your baby for you. I’m sure there are a variety of medical reasons that might necessitate using a rented womb to procreate. I’m also certain medical necessity is not the overarching factor in the decision by many slender working actresses to let another chick balloon up by fifty to sixty pounds, stretch the shit out of her midsection, vomit for a couple months, experience the back pain of a former NFL lineman, and then ultimately push a cranium the size of small bowling ball through their snipped vagina. But after paying a dude last week to change a tire on my car because I was feeling fucking lazy, I’m not here to judge.

Congratulations to Jordana Brewster who said she’d like to buy have another soon.