DMX Streaked Because His Dick Is Big

We told you last week about DMX going for a bizarre late night streak in a Detroit hotel. A reasonable person, (so, not DMX), might ask, “Why would you do such a thing?” or “Why are you trying to frighten little old cleaning ladies and the three tourists a year who visit Detroit?” DMX revealed his thinking behind the incident to TMZ:

“I got a big dick and I like to show it off.”

Right now I’m searching my feelings to see if I feel any bit of a hypocrite for thinking it’s amazing when big busty women feel so compelled to flash their tits in public but find it abhorrent that a man would ever expose his junk. Um, nope.