‘Blurred Lines’ Model Elle Evans Calls Miley Cyrus Distasteful

Elle Evans was either born with a nude model name or gave it to herself when she realized her tits were made of gold. She’s the blond chick topless in the Blurred Lines music video. Now she’s got something important to say about Miley Cyrus at the VMAs:

“I definitely would say that I didn’t approve. It was distasteful, in a way. I was more disappointed than anything. I don’t know. It was a little extreme. It didn’t have to be that extreme. It would have been a great performance, everyone loves the song, everyone was really looking forward to it, and I was appalled. I couldn’t believe what I was watching, honestly.”

Elle Evans goes on to say what a gentleman Robin Thicke was around her when she was topless on set and thinks Robin got set up by Miley going way raunchier than expected during the performance. We know that part is already bullshit. But who can dispute the honest feelings of a topless model who hates dirty dancing. I’m a pretty open minded guy myself, but, Elle, if you found it distasteful , then so did I. Now, how about your flash those big yabbos of yours to consecrate our agreement.

Here’s Elle Evan showing off in FHM France this month. I take it she approves of her own work.

Photo Credit: FHM France