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September 18, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Someday I’d like to take a girl to the beach that causes me to get into lots of fights. Just one hot girl that all the other guys are checking out and hitting on and forcing me to use my two months of jiu-jitsu training from ten years ago to take out. Maybe an Indian death lock or spinning back fist or a sucker punch to the nads or something really physically poetic to really impress the shit out of the girl. Or maybe I’ll take an ugly chick and then steal the girl from the dude who I just sucker punched in the nads. That is the more convenient route.
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