All the Big Names in Faux Celebrity Sex Tapes Out to Promote Strip Club Opening

As if Backdoor Teen Mom wasn’t a powerhouse on her own, Vivid hired Sydney Leathers and Myla Sinaaj for their strip club opening in Miami. You know Sydney Leathers from such accomplishments as crude sexting with Anthony Weiner and nothing else. Myla Sinaaj is the super crazy girl who tried to bang Kris Humphreys when his dick was still fresh with the magic Kardashian smegma so she too could become famous by way of intercourse association. The two girls were officially hosting the Mayweather-Canelo fight, which only made sense in strip club logic.

I’m sure these A-lister beaver fizzles got some free attention for the new gentleman’s club, but as a former once or thrice customer of such establishments, why the hell would I go to the one with all the lights and cameras? If I’m going somewhere to pay a girl $20 to grind her procreative parts on my lap, I want total and complete privacy. I don’t want to see Jim from accounting fiddling with his wedding band in the next booth. Reverse haunted House rules apply to strip clubs. You turn up the lights and everything gets creepy.

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