Adrien Brody Is Straight, James Franco Wishes He Wasn’t

It’s odd to think that Adrien Brody might be the last bastion of heterosexuality in Hollywood. Who would’ve called that? But apparently he does like chicks, including his girlfriend and these belly dancers in Turkey. His career is probably fucked now that everybody knows he likes the pussy.

James Franco wants to keep working, so he came out today and basically apologized for not being gay.

“I don’t even care if people think I’m gay, so it was like, ‘Awesome!’ I mean, I wish I was … I wish I was gay.”  – James Franco to The Daily Beast

I wish James Franco were gay too. I was going to say I wished for world peace or an end to famine in plagued lands, but when I catch that next shooting star, I’m cosmically requesting that James Franco gets a happy mouth full of cock.  At least then he will shut the fuck up. Because it’s hard to talk with Adrien Brody’s junk in your gullet.

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