Tricia Helfer Shows Off Her Tits for Riddick

There’s probably nothing you can do to make Riddick a watchable movie. But, if you were going to try something, bringing the chick from Battlestar Galactica around to show off her tits isn’t a bad idea. I’m surprised they don’t try stuff like that at tough venues like Middle East peace initiatives. Yeah, you blew the shit out of some pizzerias because the Imam told you so then you other guys bulldozed down eighty-five kindgergartens as payback, we could focus on that shit, but look at Tricia Helfer’s tits. Fuck yeah. Can’t we all just get along, grab some hins of beer and hit the strip club or some shit? That’s got to work at least as well as yet another U.S. envoy.

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