The Harriet Tubman Sex Tape Was a Huge Success (VIDEO)

Update: Yeah, I guess Russell Simmons didn’t like this turd sticking around so much in the public eye so his lawyer contacted our lawyer, and, you know… the video is gone. But not possibly forgotten.

I like Russell Simmons mostly because the big papers always refer to him as rap mogul Russell Simmons. You’re pretty hot shit when you get a moniker like that. But Russell Simmons done shit the bath when he uploaded the Harriet Tubman Sex Tape to his brand spanking new All Def Digital YouTube Channel yesterday. He must’ve known he was running a huge risk of offending every single black person in America with the setup, and I guess he thought he could turn that on its head because, well, he’s rap mogul Russell Simmons and the shit was funny. Except it’s not funny. At all. Now he’s rap mogul Russell Simmons with a lame ass racist video. Whoever the fuck Crystal Fleming is even started one of those obnoxious Change.org petitions to get Russell to apologize for denigrating women and being really mean to black people. She utilized the term ‘rape culture’ to show that she went to lots of sexual assault rallies in college. All Def Digital channel promptly removed the spoof video from YouTube. Though that wasn’t good enough for whoever the fuck Crystal Fleming is because she says she and the 600 other brave souls on her powerful online petition will not be satisfied until they get a fully apology from Russell Simmons. Yeah, that’s not coming. You don’t get to be a rap mogul by apologizing for crappy creative.