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August 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
The biggest mistake people make in life is confusing luck with skill. The good corporate folks at SyFy loved the social media attention they got for Sharknado so they decided to air the campy movie in 200 theaters around the country over the weekend. Despite misconstruers of fact like Deadline.com reporting Sharknado in theaters as a big success, the Hollywood Reporter suggested that the film did less than $1000 per screen or about 80 drunk dudes per theater yelling ‘Sharknado!’ and talking about how all the hot girls in town are angry lesbians. Let it go, Sharknado machine. You’re the Cee Lo Green of movies. Disappear for five years, pack on 120 pounds, and come back with a second hit.
Here’s Tara Reid showing off her tits at the Sharknado theatrical premiere. They won’t be in the already announced sequel. So, set your DVR and count the minutes until you don’t see her boobs again.
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