Paparazzi Made Kendall and Kylie Jenner Illiterate

Kendall Jenner is the latest young famous person to come out with the bold stance of hating the paparazzi. According to Kendall logic, she and her sister Kylie were forced to drop out of school because of all the photographers that would hound them both as they tried to finish 8th grade or ‘some high school’ or whatever they’ll be checking off on forms ever more in the future.

“We would go to cheer at football games and there would be paparazzi on the other side of the fence taking pictures. It got to a point where it was just ridiculous. Thank God no one stalked us at school!”

That is rough when you can’t even get your cheer on because paparazzi are unleashing their stalkers on you. No wonder you had to stop learning how to read and write and understand math well enough to discover your trust fund accounts have been misappropriated. The Jenner sisters admitted later in their interview that it was the E! reality camera crews that actually kept them from doing their schoolwork, but then retracted their admission when the punishment buzzers their mom implanted in their vaginas during adolescence fired off.