Miley Cyrus Helps Justin Bieber Service Lil Twist

Justin Bieber is all about his craft. And being just the best friend ever. So when his rapping bestie Lil Twist decided he needed to share his magic  with the world too, Justin agreed to be featured on his new track. Not only that, but Justin called up Miley Cyrus and the three of the little musical tours de force got together in the Honeycomb Hideout and cranked out the ingeniously conceived ‘Twerk’. It’s what I imagine would have happened musically if Beethoven, Bach, and Mozart got together to pen a symphony. If Beethoven, Bach, and Mozart were spastic tone-deaf retards and eleven year old Austrian girls owned the phonograph market. I dare you to listen to this piece of shizen.

And if you’re a real glutton for punishment, here’s Miley in her promo pics for her new album ‘Bangerz. It’s called Bangerz because Miley is black and representing.

Photo Credit: Miley Cyrus