Kanye Buys An Armored SUV So Nobody Can Touch Him

With the way the Kardashians are laying waste to the former shells of Lamar Odom and Kris Humphreys and Reggie Bush and Ray J before even him, I don’t blame Kanye for digging deep into his pockets for a couple million for a couple of armor plated SUVs straight from Latvia. When you want a superior sports car, you go to Germany. A fine tuned low maintenance machine, Japan. But when you need to be insulated from RPG attack or Kris Jenner trying to smother you to your grave with her angry vagina, you need automotive defense technology only the Latvians can supply.