Eva Longoria Rides Her Bike Looking for Cock

August 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Eva Longoria is pretty genius. You wouldn’t know from hearing her mind numbing political platitudes. But just like a sinister dude, she set up a whole reality dating show with NBC last year so she could cast a bunch of super hot male model dudes in her dating range, one of whom she started boning furiously around the globe. They shagged in France and Spain and Greece and in a bunch of other places rich people go to have sex, like the ass. Since she thinks like a dude, after three months of non-stop humping, Eva dumped her new boyfriend and jumped on her bike to go find the next piece of meat. People just don’t understand the work involved in being a man.

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