Adriana De Moura Goes Nude For PETA Campaign

PETA believes that there’s no limit to the ends they should employ to get people to stop imprisoning and killing animals. Every option is on the table. Except apparently actually showing any tits or ass in their so called ‘nude’ celebrity campaigns. Vandalizing businesses, cool, showing nips, whoa, sit the fuck back down, Lester.

Here’s Real Houswives star Adriana de Moura not really nude for PETA. She wants Lolita, the killer whale at the Miami aquarium, released back into the wild after forty-three years in captivity. You know, so we can watch her starve to death before being scavenged by predators she’s never encountered before in her show pony existence.

Photo Credit: PETA