The UFC’s Pool Party Looked Wonderful

I don’t watch the UFC very much, because I prefer that my organized fights include homeless people and little bags of crystal meth, but I’m told that the UFC has some very attractive ring girls that walk around in bikinis in between rounds. Sure enough, those girls were all hanging out at the UFC’s 4th of July pool party at the Aria’s Liquid Pool in Las Vegas yesterday.

While the most important part is that they had girls in bikinis looking very attractive, I hope the fighters there were smart enough to invite one or two British guys to boss around for the day. And if they talked back or acted up, they beat the shit out of them while the girls in bikinis cheered. That’s about the most American thing I can think of.

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