The Royals Name Their Baby: George

Here’s what I know about baby names. The more wacky the baby name, the more the parents want attention for themselves. That’s why celebrities keep giving their kids stupid names. Like North West. It’s a big ‘hey, look at us and our wild baby names’. They could give a shit about how badly that kid will be taunted at the reform school where they ultimately land for experimenting with drugs to forget their fucked up childhoods. God love the royals. The biggest royal baby in many generations and they went with George. George. That kid might actually stand a chance. He also inherited one billion dollars on birth. That should help.