Paulina Rubio Takes a Leak

A photographer caught Mexican pop star Paulina Rubio whizzing into the Atlantic from off her yacht harbored in Miami. Paulina was polite enough to give herself a little Atlantic clam splash after her tinkle. The paparazzo did what any man would do when he has a photograph of a woman taking a leak into the water — he blackmailed her. Paulina wasn’t playing that shit. She’s a gal who bushes it into open water. So she took the guy’s proofs and published them on Twitter to kill his profit potential.

El último intento de extorsión del Papparazzi, una mujer va al baño en el mar. ¿Qué es lo que vale?! digo nada!”

In case you don’t speak Spanish, that means, fuck you, asshole photographer. Also, another reminder to all of us when visiting America’s beaches and waterfronts this summer — don’t let any of the briny get in your mouth.