Mrs. Partridge Had No Trouble Cumming

I’m not sure when it become cool for old ladies to suddenly start talking like Howard Sten about their privates, but somebody really needs to stop this shit. Do I want to know that Shirley Jones and her Cassidy husband used to experiment sexually, that he had a big cock, and she went from virginal wife to orgasmic sex fiend? I probably would’ve watched the sex tape back in the 60’s when they were doing it like Pam and Tommy Lee. Not so much now near 80. Cut that shit out, old people. You got a wild sex tale to tell, tell it now, when we all can enjoy it. Don’t wait until your butter is melted and your pots are dry, as my grandfather used to say about the elderly ladies he was courting. I have no clue what that means, but I know I don’t want to think about Shirley Jones’ dry pots.