Lindsey Vonn Is In Love With Tiger Woods, For Real

Love is blind. If you didn’t believe it before, believe it now. Lindsay Vonn could have pretty much any man she wants. She wants Tiger Woods. A heralded sex addict, unfaithful husband, and porn star banger of the highest order. Great golfer, but I heard he also snores. She tells Vogue magazine this month:

“We immediately clicked, you know? It was just one of those things.”

Oh, yes, I know. You clicked. It was just one of those things. It’s so amazing it’s not describable with meaningful words. I’ve seen hookers discuss rimming their johns in more glowing terms.

“It all comes back to being happy. It doesn’t really matter what anyone else thinks; do what you love to do and be happy and that’s it.”

And there you have it. It couldn’t be more true if you read it inside a fortune cookie or saw Khloe Kardashian tweet it with heart emoticons. Just be happy. And, get checked for gonorrhea. I think that last part is a gimme.

Photo Credit: Vogue