Khloe Kardashian Isn’t That Fat Anymore

If you follow Khloe Kardashian on Twitter because either you’re a young teen girl with emotionally detached parents or you’re a mostly frigid suburban mom, or possibly, have the distinction of being the gayest boy in your high school drama class, you know well that Khloe Kardashian has dedicated herself to weight loss. It used to be strictly through funneling the Kardashian Celebrity Diet amphetamine powder directly into her digestive tract. Now, it’s eating less whole bags of Funions. Khloe wants to have a baby, and fat Khloe just wasn’t getting knocked up. Mildly thick Khloe might just have a shot.

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